Don't Be A Drag. Just Be A

I Just Want My Family To Be Safe. Because I Am Sometimes Polarizing, I Fear For Their Safety.

Dirty Pony, I Can't Wait To Hose You Down.

Applause Was Designed To Bemuse And Confuse You Until It Explodes Into A Chorus That Reminds Us Why We Love Pop Music.

Everybody Always Laughs Because I Feel So Much More Comfortable With, Like, A Giant Paper Bag On My Whole Body And Paint On My Face. Sometimes I Try Really Hard To Take It All Off. But Inevitably What's Underneath Is Still Not A Straight Edge. And I Don't Think It Ever Will Be.

I'm Single Right Now And I've Chosen To Be Single Because I Don't Have The Time To Get To Know Anybody. So It's Okay Not To Have Sex, It's Okay To Get To Know People. I'm Celibate, Celibacy's Fine.