Dogs Smoke In France.

I Wanted To Be The Fifth Beatle.

I Knew It Was Time To Get Off Of Reality Tv When Someone Asked Me If I Sang As Well As Acted.

My Son Jack Just Got Out Of Rehab, He's 17 Years Old And He Got Hooked On Oxycontin And I'm Just A Little Pissed Off That He Never Gave Me A Few.

Thank God For The Bomb. Nuke Ya, Nuke Ya.

Rock And Roll Is My Religion.