Does Killing Time Damage Eternity?

I Feel Sorry For Confetti. Its Useful Life Lasts About Two Seconds. And It Can Never Be Used Again.

I Was A Stonehead For 30 Years. I'd Wake Up In The Morning And If I Couldn't Decide Whether I Wanted A Joint Or Not, I'd Smoke A Joint To Figure It Out. And I Stayed High All Day Long.

Hitler Never Bothered With Restaurant Reservations; He Just Dropped By. And Somehow They Always Found Him A Table.

Although The Photographer And The Art Thief Were Close Friends, Neither Had Ever Taken The Other's Picture.

Death Is Caused By Swallowing Small Amounts Of Saliva Over A Long Period Of Time.