Does Killing Time Damage Eternity?

Instead Of Thinking About The Sex, I'd Always Think About The Clap And The Crabs Those People Have.

If This Is The Best God Can Do, I'm Not Impressed.

We Think In Language. The Quality Of Our Thoughts And Ideas Can Only Be As Good As The Quality Of Our Language.

If God Created Everything, He's Got A Serious Quality Control Problem.

Writing Books Isn't A Drastic Departure From Writing For The Stage. I've Always Written In The Long Format, Five, Eight, 10-minute Pieces Rather Than One-liners, So Since Writing Books, The Process Hasn't Changed Much. A Piece In My Live Routine Can End Up As Part Of One Of My Hbo Specials, And It Can Also End Up In One Of The Books.