Does Any New Parent, Even If You're

Give Me A Scotch, I'm Starving.

Do I Want To Be A Hero To My Son? No. I Would Like To Be A Very Real Human Being. That's Hard Enough.

I'm An Actor, A Husband, A Father Of Two, And A Full-time Avenger.

Tofu Is The Root Of All Evil, And There's Only One Thing That Can Change A Man's Mind, And That's A Modified Uzi With An Extra-long Clip.

I've Always Felt Like Such An Outsider In This Industry. Because I'm So Insane I Guess.