Does Age Matter? Time Doesn't Matter.

I've Never Had Good Fortune With Sequels. Everyone Says This Time Is Going To Be Better. And Then I've Done Them And They've Just Been Not - They Weren't Better.

I Love Thongs. The Day They Were Invented, Sunshine Broke Through The Clouds.

If You Can't Pronounce It, You Probably Shouldn't Be Putting It In Your Body Or In Your Environment.

When You're An Actor, Seeing Yourself For The First Time, You Spend All Your Time Just Watching Yourself And Hating Yourself And Picking Your Performance Apart. You Say, "i Look Horrible. I Should Quit."

No One Has Ever Bought Me Underwear, And I'm A Little Bummed About That. Maybe It's Not Such A Big Deal Any More.