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There Are Actually People Who Go Out And Re-fight These Battles. You Know What I Say? Use Real Ammunition! You Just Might Raise The Intelligence Level Of The American Gene Pool!

She Was Only A Prostitute, But She Had The Nicest Face I Ever Came Across.

Being A Dodgers Fan Led To My First Air Force Court-martial, But That's Another Story.

I Have Lots Of Ideas. Trouble Is, Most Of Them Suck.

My Tombstone? I'm Thinking Something Along The Lines Of, 'geez, He Was Just Here A Minute Ago.'