Do You Know What Chaos Stands For?

Theres A Woman In Arkansas That's Such A Bad Cook, That A Swarm Of Flies Got Together And Repaired Her Screen Door.

Winners Do What Losers Don't Want To Do.

Freedom Is The Freedom You Choose, When You're Not Getting In Your Own Way. The Best Way To Start Every Day Is To Wake Up And Wash Your Face And Look Yourself In The Mirror, Right In The Eyes Of Your Reflection, And Say, "don't Get In My Way." Because It's Only When We Get In Our Own Way That We Have To Step Back Or Step Aside Or Step Over Here And Not Walk At All.

Acting Is The Absence Of Acting. It's Believing In The Truth Of The Moment You Are Creating.

A Good Way To Lose Weight Is To Put Salt On Your Ass And Go To A Petting Zoo. But Stay Away From Goats Because I've Seen Them Fornicate With A Mail Box.