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So As My Kids Will Tell You, They Had A Pretty Normal Life.

A Producer Came To Me About Doing A Memoir, And At First I Thought, "well, It's A Little Bland." But Then I Realized That Almost Everything That's Happened To Me Was The Result Of Being In The Right Place At The Right Time. And I Thought "well, Luck Has A Lot To Do With It," So I Wrote It From That Perspective.

Longevity In My Family's Been Pretty Good. And My Grandparents Were Pretty Spry At Their Age, So I Figured I'd Probably Stay Skinny And Fairly Agile. I Used To Do Old Men All The Time In Sketches. And There Used To Be An Organization Called The Gray Panthers. And They Would Send Me, Oh, Terrible Letters About Making Fun Of Old People. And I Would Just Always Say, "i'm Playing The Old Person I Intend To Become!"

I'm Really In Retirement. My Career Is Over. I'm Just Playing Now And Having A Great Time. I Like To Keep Busy, And I'm Doing What's Fun For Me.

Put Me On Solid Ground And I'll Start Tapping! At My Age They Say To Keep Moving.