Do Not Compare Yourself. Find Out What

Don't Worry About The Game You Just Won Or The Team That We Just Blew Out... Or, Um... Blown... Blowed Out... Let's Think About What We Need To Do Going Forward, And They Had, Uh... Blown Out.

Emmitt Smith Is In A Position, In My Opinion, Where He Should Be The Highest-paid Running Back In Football. He's A Guy Who Has Gone Out And Led The League In Rushing And Been Productive.

If You Want To Stay Perfect, You Cannot Go Undefeated With A Blemish On Your Record.

There's A Lot Of Dancing In Football. You Can See Victor Cruz Doing A Little Bit Of A Cha-cha Or Samba Move In The End Zone. You Can See Terrell Owens Getting His Popcorn Ready. You Can See Ochocinco Doing The Riverdance. But Not So Much When It Comes To Ballroom.

I Don't Have To Get Up In The Morning And Go Beat Up My Body Like I Used To. I Don't Have To Be Out There In August In 108 Degree Weather Down In Texas.