Do Not Ask Me To Be Kind;

I Finally Know What Distinguishes Man From The Other Beasts: Financial Worries.

It Astounds Us To Come Upon Other Egoists, As Though We Alone Had The Right To Be Selfish, And To Be Filled With Eagerness To Live.

The Story I Am Writing Exists, Written In Absolutely Perfect Fashion, Some Place, In The Air. All I Must Do Is Find It, And Copy It.

An Optimist Is A Driver Who Thinks That Empty Space At The Curb Won't Have A Hydrant Beside It.

The Profession Of Letters Is, After All, The Only One In Which One Can Make No Money Without Being Ridiculous.