Do Not Ask Me To Be Kind;

An Optimist Is A Driver Who Thinks That Empty Space At The Curb Won't Have A Hydrant Beside It.

I Have A Remarkable Memory; I Forget Everything. It Is Wonderfully Convenient. It Is As Though The World Were Constantly Renewing Itself For Me.

If One Were To Build The House Of Happiness, The Largest Space Would Be The Waiting Room.

Only In This World Do We Laugh: In Hell, It Won't Be Possible; And In Heaven, It Won't Be Proper.

Style Means The Right Word. The Rest Matters Little.