Do I Really Look Like A Guy

The Australian Sense Of Humor Is Very Dry, Sarcastic, And Very Undercover. Like If I Tell Any Jokes In America, People Just Think I'm Serious! So I Just Quit Telling Any Jokes Whatsoever.

You Learn More About Yourself Through Your Child, I Guess.

My Life Is Together, Both Professionally And Socially.

But The Paparazzi Are Quite Malicious And Vocal And Really Rude, ... And They Camped Outside Of My House, So I Started Throwing Eggs At Them, Lobbing Them At Rocks Next To Them.

Let's Put A Smile On That Face!