Distress: A Disease Incurred By Exposure To

The Clarinet Is A Musical Instrument The Only Thing Worse Than Which Is Two.

Nihilist, N. A Russian Who Denies The Existence Of Anything But Tolstoi. The Leader Of The School Is Tolstoi.

Damning, With Bell, Book And Candle / Some Sinner Whose Opinions Are A Scandal. / A Rite Permitting Satan To Enslave Him / Forever, And Forbidding Christ To Save Him.

Respirator, N. An Apparatus Fitted Over The Nose And Mouth Of An Inhabitant Of London, Whereby To Filter The Visible Universe In Its Passage To The Lungs.

Dejeuner, N. The Breakfast Of An American Who Has Been In Paris. Variously Pronounced.