Distress: A Disease Incurred By Exposure To

Future. That Period Of Time In Which Our Affairs Prosper, Our Friends Are True And Our Happiness Is Assured.

Here's To Woman! Would That We Could Fold Into Her Arms Without Falling Into Her Hands.

Grapeshot, N. An Argument Which The Future Is Preparing In Answer To The Demands Of American Socialism.

Ugliness, N. A Gift Of The Gods To Certain Women, Entailing Virtue Without Humility.

Mercy, N. An Attribute Beloved Of Detected Offenders.