Disneyland. The World's Biggest People Trap, Built

Common Sense Is Like Deodorant. The People Who Need It Most Never Use It.

I Don't Know What My Fans Are Going To Think. It's Definitely Not What They're Used To From Me.

I Think Midlife Crisis Is Just A Point Where People's Careers Have Reached Some Plateau And They Have To Reflect On Their Personal Relationships.

I Feel Like I'm A Better Person When I'm Quieter.

When I Was A Little Kid Playing Baseball, My Manager Called Me Sleepy. And Only A Few People, Who Know Me From Way, Way Back, Call Me That Still. I Used To Drift Off And That's Why They Made Me The Catcher, So I Wouldn't Fall Asleep. That Gift I Have Still.