Diplomats Were Invented Simply To Waste Time.

If You Listen To The Neverdo's, It's Never Done.

I Am The Last Man In The World To Say That The Succor Which Is Given Us From America Is Not In Itself Something To Rejoice At Greatly. But I Also Say That I Can See More In The Knowledge That America Is Going To Win A Right To Be At The Conference Table When The Terms Of Peace Are Discussed. . . . It Would Have Been A Tragedy For Mankind If America Had Not Been There, And There With All Her Influence And Power.

One Day While Lloyd George Was Making A Political Speech Before A Big Crowd, A Heckler Yelled, "wait A Minute, Mr. George. Isn't It True Your Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware Around Here In An Oxcart Hauled By A Donkey?" Lloyd George Replied, "i Digress Just A Moment And Thank The Gentlemen For Calling That To My Attention. It Is True, My Dear Old Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware With An Old Cart And A Donkey. As A Matter Of Fact, After This Meeting Is Over, If My Friend Will Come With Me, I Will Show Him That Old Cart, But I Never Knew Until This Minute What Became Of The Ass."

The Finest Eloquence Is That Which Gets Things Done.

Independent Thinking Is Not Encouraged In A Professional Army. It Is A Form Of Mutiny. Obedience Is The Supreme Virtue.