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Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken Or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
-Dave Barry
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Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken Or
Dave Barry
Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken Or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
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