Different Strokes For Different Folks.

When I Was A Boy I Was Told That Anybody Could Become President. I'm Beginning To Believe It.

In Spite Of All The Yearnings Of Men, No One Can Produce A Single Fact Or Reason To Support The Belief In God And In Personal Immortality.

In Life One Cannot Eat His Cake And Have It, Too; He Must Make His Choice And Then Do The Best He Can To Be Content To Go The Way His Judgment Leads.

Probably The Undertaker Thinks Less Of Death Than Almost Any Other Man. He Is So Accustomed To It That His Mind Must Involuntarily Turn From Its Horror To A Contemplation Of How Much He Makes Out Of The Burial.

A Prison Is Confining To The Body, But Whether It Affects The Mind, Depends Entirely Upon The Mind.