Didn't They Realize That The Only Way

Never Before Had She Seen Such Creatures, Though They Looked Much Live Very Large, Very Shaggy White Goats. Thin Black Horns Punctuated The Top Of Their Long Faces. You Look Like A Collection Of Grandfathers, She Thought, Amused.

These Mages," Kol Asked, A Wicked Glint In His Eye, "what Kind Of Fees Will They Charge? Will I Get A Two-for-one Discount, Since They're Twins?

I Will Tell The Stork-man.

"i'm Sorry," She Said Humbly. "i Haven't Wanted To Lie To You." "i Should Hope So. You're The Worst Liar I've Ever Met." He Thought About It For A Moment, Then Added, " - Or The Best. Now I'm All Confused.

Pounce Had It Easier Than Any Of Us. No One Noticed A Black Cat In The Street. He Stopped Here And There To Sniff Aught Of Interest. Wherever Our Rat Stopped, Pounce Was There, Close Enough To See Up The Rat's Nose. I Was So Proud. Now There Was A Proper God, Making Himself Useful! Since My Thought Might Be Deemed Blasphemy, I Said Silent Prayers To The Goddess And To Mithros. I Begged Forgiveness And Asked Them Not To Misunderstand. Since I Wasn't Blasted Where I Stood, I Guess They Forgave Me, Or They Hadn't Heard My Blasphemy.