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I Never Thought Home Runs Were All That Exciting. I Still Think The Triple Is The Most Exciting Thing In Baseball. To Me, A Triple Is Like A Guy Taking The Ball On His 1-yard Line And Running 99 Yards For A Touchdown.

There Is No Logical Reason Why Girls Shouldn't Play Baseball. It's Not All That Tough.

Roger Maris Lost His Hair The Season He Hit Sixty-one, I Still Have All My Hair, But When It's Over, I'm Going Home To Mobile And Fish For A Long Time.

Guessing What The Pitcher Is Going To Throw Is 80% Of Being A Successful Hitter. The Other 20% Is Just Execution.

Can I Smoke Now Without Someone Taking My Picture?