Did I Just Kill Someone?" "you Can't

She's Gone. Been Gone For Ages. They Split Up Right After You Left. That's Why The Grass Out Front Started Growing Again." "he's Got A New Girlfriend?" She Said Quietly. "thank God. You Must Be Happy." "yeah. He Does. It's A Relief. She's A Lot Nicer. But Then, Your Average Angry Snake Is Nicer Than Fiona. I'm Sure She's Happier Wherever She Is Now, Burning Orphans Or Whatever She Does With Her Time.

I Feel Warm And Reassured," I Whispered. "he's Like Santa.

I'm Keith," He Said, "and You're . . . Clearly Mad, But What's Your Name?

Every Time You Try To Flirt With Her, A Puppy Dies.

Having Your Back Scratched Is Not The Only Reason To Be Married, But It Is A Good One, Especially For Those Spots That Are So Hard To Reach By Yourself.