Diagnosis, N. A Physician's Forecast Of Disease

Tzetze (or Tsetse) Fly, N. An African Insect ("glossina Morsitans") Whose Bite Is Commonly Regarded As Nature's Most Efficacious Remedy For Insomnia, Though Some Patients Prefer That Of The American Novelist ("mendax Interminabilis").

As A Means Of Dispensing Formulated Ignorance Our Boasted Public School System Is Not Without Merit; It Spreads Out Education Sufficiently Thin To Give Everyone Enough To Make Him A More Competent Fool Than He Would Have Been Without It.

Entertainment, N. Any Kind Of Amusement Whose Inroads Stop Short Of Death By Injection.

Advice: The Suggestions You Give Someone Else Which You Hope Will Work For Your Benefit.

Knowledge Is The Small Part Of Ignorance That We Arrange And Classify.