Dessert Without Cheese Is Like A Beauty

The Dyspeptic And The Drunkard Do Not Know How To Eat Or Drink.

A Man Who Was Fond Of Wine Was Offered Some Grapes At Dessert After Dinner. "much Obliged," Said He, Pushing The Plate Aside, "i Am Not Accustomed To Take My Wine In Pills."

Those From Whom Nature Has Withheld Taste Invented Trousers.

Gluttony Is Mankind's Exclusive Prerogative.

In The Centre Of A Spacious Table Rose A Pastry As Large As A Church, Flanked On The North By A Quarter Of Cold Veal, On The South By An Enormous Ham, On The East By A Monumental Pile Of Butter, And On The West By An Enormous Dish Of Artichokes, With A Hot Sauce.