Democracy Is Four Wolves And A Sheep

The Whole Principle (censorship) Is Wrong; It's Like Demanding That Grown Men Live On Skim Milk Because The Baby Can't Eat Steak.

Sin Lies Only In Hurting Others Unnecessarily. All Other "sins" Are Invented Nonsense.

In Handling A Stinging Insect, Move Very Slowly.

God Is Omnipotent, Omniscient, And Omnibenevolent - It Says So Right Here On The Label. If You Have A Mind Capable Of Believing All Three Of These Attributes Simultaneously, I Have A Wonderful Bargain For You. No Checks, Please. Cash And In Small Bills.

From My Point Of View, A Great Deal Of Openly Expressed Piety Is Insufferable Conceit.