Delaying Death Is One Of My Favorite

Could I Just Use The Loo?” I Asked The Nice Officer. “no.” She Closed The Door In My Face, As If I Might Rig An Explosion In The Toilet. Honestly.

Oh My God, I Am So Awesome!" Leo Bellowed. "so Awesome!" Echo Yelled Back. "he Is Funny," A Nymph Ventured. "and Cute, In A Scrawny Way," Another Said. "scrawny?" Leo Asked. "baby I Invented Scrawny. Scrawny Is The New Sizzling Hot.

Keep A Demon Busy, I Thought. Right. Maybe He Fancies A Game Of Tiddlywinks.

What About King Tut’s Tomb?” I Protested. “that Boy King?” Zia Rolled Her Eyes. “boring. You Should See Some Of The Good Tombs.

If I Were A Flowerpot, I Would've Checked My Hair. ~carter Kane