Death Is The Vast Perhaps.

To Laugh Is Proper To Man.

Misery Is The Company Of Lawsuits.

I Have Known Many Who Could Not When They Would, For They Had Not Done It When They Could.

Friends, You Will Notice That In This World There Are Many More Ballocks Than Men. Remember This.

It Is The Custom On Africa To Always Produce New And Monstrous Things. [fr., Afrique Est Coustumiere Toujours Choses Produire Nouvelles Et Monstrueuses.]