Dancing Is A Sweat Job.

Either The Camera Will Dance, Or I Will.

I Don't Want To Be The Oldest Performer In Captivity... I Don't Want To Look Like A Little Old Man Dancing Out There.

Can't Act. Can't Sing. Slightly Bald. Can Dance A Little.

I'm Just A Hoofer With A Spare Set Of Tails.

Slippery Stages Were The Terror Of My Life.