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You Can Keep The Things Of Bronze And Stone And Give Me One Man To Remember Me Just Once A Year.

He Hardest Obstacle For Me Has Been To Find A Father. I Am The Product Of Three Fathers, And My Connection To Each Of Them Has Left Me Wanting. Each Have Their Own Strengths And Weaknesses, But I've Always Been In Competition With Them In Some Way.

She Has A Laugh So Hearty It Knocks The Whipped Cream Off An Order Of Strawberry Shortcake On A Table Fifty Feet Away.

He Who Tooteth Not His Own Horn, The Same Shall Not Be Tooted.

If I Have All The Tears That Are Shed On Broadway By Guys In Love, I Will Have Enough Salt Water To Start An Opposition Ocean To The Atlantic And Pacific, With Enough Left Over To Run The Great Salt Lake Out Of Business. But I Wish To Say I Never Shed Any Of These Tears Personally, Because I Am Never In Love, And Furthermore, Barring A Bad Break, I Never Expect To Be In Love, For The Way I Look At It Love Is Strictly The Old Phedinkus, And I Tell The Little Guy As Much.