Daft As A Brush? I'm Daft, But

No One Is Ever Going To Be As Good As I Was

I Won Player Of The Year And Players' Player, Two Cups And Two Championship Medals, Had A Great Time.

I've Learnt And I Just Want To Be Respected For What I've Achieved On The Pitch. I Know I Haven't Achieved Much Off It But I Do Know I've Given Pleasure To People Watching Me Play Football Over The Years.

I'll Tell You The Truth; I Had A Double Brandy Before The Game But, Before, It Used To Be Four Bottles Of Whisky. Not Any More. I Was Fine. I Had A Glass Of Wine After The Game. But It Was Just A Mouthful.

I Don't Know Whether I Will Drink Again In My Life But I Didn't Drink Yesterday, I Am Not Drinking Today And I'll Try Not To Drink Again Tomorrow.