Daft As A Brush? I'm Daft, But

I Got Eight O-levels At School...zero In Every Subject.

I've Learnt And I Just Want To Be Respected For What I've Achieved On The Pitch. I Know I Haven't Achieved Much Off It But I Do Know I've Given Pleasure To People Watching Me Play Football Over The Years.

But If I Wasn't Playing, I Would Drink Saturdays, Then Sunday, Then Monday. Then I Would Try And Train And It Was No Good, Then Have Another Drink Just To Pass The Day Away.

What Is The World Coming To When You Get A Red Card And Get Fined Two Weeks' Wages For Calling A Grown Man A Wanker?

If The Fans Want Me Out, I'll Put My Hands Up And Leave. Like A Proper Man. I Won't Make Excuses, I'll Leave.