Curiosity Makes Loneliness.

Our Public Monuments Are Memorials To The Enlightenment.

Everyone Knows That (1) Happiness Is The Goal Of Life, And (2) Happiness Is A Chimera.

Deconstruction Glorifies The Critic, Humiliates The Author, And Makes The Reader Wonder Why He Bothered.

Literary Criticism Now Is All Pranks And Polemics.

To Be A Social Success, Do Not Act Pathetic, Arrogant, Or Bored. Do Not Discuss Your Unhappy Childhood, Your Visit To The Dentist,the Shortcomings Of Your Cleaning Woman, The State Of Your Bowels, Or Your Spouse's Bad Habits. You Will Be Thought A Paragon (or Perhaps A Monster) Of Good Behavior.