Culture Is A Way Of Coping With

You Liberals Think That Goats Are Just Sheep From Broken Homes.

English History Is All About Men Liking Their Fathers, And American History Is All About Men Hating Their Fathers And Trying To Burn Down Everything They Ever Did.

Here We Have A Saying: A Good Friend Is Someone Who Visits You When You Are In Prison. But A Really Good Friend Is Someone Who Comes To Hear Your Lectures.

Most Beds Aren't As Intimate As People Think They Are.

Only The Old Are Innocent. That Is What The Victorians Understood, And The Christians. Original Sin Is A Property Of The Young. The Old Grow Beyond Corruption Very Quickly.