Culture Is A Way Of Coping With

Here We Have A Saying: A Good Friend Is Someone Who Visits You When You Are In Prison. But A Really Good Friend Is Someone Who Comes To Hear Your Lectures.

If God Had Meant Us To Have Group Sex, I Guess He'd Have Given Us All More Organs.

Marriage Is The Most Advanced Form Of Warfare In The Modern World.

If God Had Been A Liberal, We Wouldn't Have Had The Ten Commandments - We'd Have The Ten Suggestions.

On Many American Campuses The Only Qualification For Admission Was The Ability Actually To Find The Campus And Then Discover A Parking Space.