Cricket Has So Many Meanings To So

When A Cricketer Gets Hit In The Private Parts, He Hopes The Pain Will Go Away Very Soon But The Swelling Doesn't!

He Has Defined Cricket In His Fabulous, Impeccable Manner. He Is To Batting What Shane Warne Is To Bowling.

The Only Thing That Really Annoys Me Is When All Of A Sudden You Hear Yourself On The Radio Advertising Smith's Tyre Shop Or Blenkinsop's Jam. They Simply Can't Do That. And In Australia, Occasionally I Have To Take Action.

Cricket Has So Many Meanings To So Many Australians. It’s Become Precisely That - An Australian Way Of Life. And What A Life It Is. Some Would Even Go As Far As To Say, ‘marvellous’.

When My Hair Is Long Enough To Be Cut, I Go To My Wife's Hairdresser, And She Generally Pays For It.