Create Your Own Constituency Of The Infuriated.

English Is A Stretch Language; One Size Fits All.

The Most Successful Column Is One That Causes The Reader To Throw Down The Paper In A Peak Of Fit.

Took Me A While To Get To The Point Today, But That Is Because I Did Not Know What The Point Was When I Started.

President Reagan Is A Rhetorical Roundheels, As Befits A Politician Seeking Empathy With His Audience.

Better To Be A Jerk That Knees Than A Knee That Jerks.