Cows Are A Lot Smarter Across The

And There Have Certainly Been Movies I Wanted To Be In And Milestones I Wanted To Surpass That Did Not Happen.

The Fact That I Haven't Been Married Might Qualify Me As Belonging In The Nutty Category To A Lot Of Women.

I've Been A Writer Longer Than I've Been An Actor. I Wrote Short Stories Like Crazy When I Was In High School And College. I Worked In Advertising Before I Moved To L.a. To Pursue Acting.

But At The Same Time, If The Right Thing Came Along, I Would Do It In A Second.

Nothing Is Set Up Like A Comedy Bit. I Did Sitcoms For 10 Years. Literally From 1989 To 1999. That's Almost All I Did. Whenever I Got Away From Television I Was Like, "phew, Thank God That's Over. I Am Never Going Back."