Cowboys Make Better Lovers: Ask Any Cow.

Jesus Don't Walk On Water No More; His Feet Leak.

I Am An Enemy Of The State. But Isn't Everyone?

The Consolation Of Reading Biography: Most Great Men Have Led Lives Even More Miserable Than Our Own.

Power Is Always Dangerous. Power Attracts The Worst And Corrupts The Best.

When Riding My Old Harley A Ninety Per At Midnight Down The Via Roma In Naples, I Kept One Consolation Firmly In Mind: If Anything Goes Wrong, I'll Never Have Time To Regret It.