Count Olaf Certainly Does Sound Evil. Imagine

A Girl Meets A Boy, Ed, And Everything Changes, Or So She Says.

Are You Who I Think You Are?

Desperation Is Like A Spilled Drink; Even If It's Delicious, No One Will Get Near It. Cultivate An Aura Of Glamorous Unapproachability.

The Worst Surroundings In The World Can Be Tolerated If The People In Them Are Interesting And Kind.

I Have Produced Things That I Would Say Were Sincerely Cheerful. But Then I Am Reminded By Other People That No One Else Would See Them That Way.