Could The World Fall?

I'm Really Happy. I Just Don't Choose To Show It.

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?

Heaven? Floating About With Everyone You Ever Knew For Eternity? Me Family Does Me 'ed In After One Day At Xmas, I'd Rather Be Mush.

This Is The Problem With Over-crowded Inner-city Schools There Aren't Enough Parts For Everyone In The Nativity Story.

You Never Get An Angry Man Suddenly Breaking Into A Whistle.