Could I Be In A Better Place

The Westwood Cemetery Is Just A Few Blocks From My Home, And A Number Of My Very Dear Friends Are Buried There.

There Were Chunks Of My Life When I Was Married, And When I Was Married I Never Cheated. But I Made Up For It When I Wasn't Married. You Have To Keep Your Hand In.

Did You Know That I Almost Called The Magazine Stag Party And The Symbol Was Originally Going To Be A Stag? I Changed My Mind Just Before We Went To Press, Thank God. Somehow, It Wouldn't Have Been The Same. Can You Imagine A Chain Of Key Clubs Staffed By Beautiful Girls Wearing Antlers?

For Some People, There Is No Succession Plan. They Just Leave, And There's No Getting Over It.

The Notion Of The Single Man Began In The 1950's. The Idea Of The Bachelor As A Separate Life Was New And Obscure.