Conformists Die, But Heretics Live Forever.

Time Is An Eternal Guest That Banquets On Our Ideals And Bodies.

Charity: A Thing That Begins At Home, And Usually Stays There.

I Will Gladly Lecture For Fifty Dollars, But I'll Not Be A Guest For Less Than A Hundred.

Life Is A Paradox. Every Truth Has Its Counterpart Which Contradicts It; And Every Philosopher Supplies The Logic His Own Undoing.

Give Us A Religion That Will Help Us To Live - We Can Die Without Assistance.