Conformists Die, But Heretics Live Forever.

Do Not Dump Your Woes Upon People — Keep The Sad Story Of Your Life To Yourself. Troubles Grow By Recounting Them.

The Man Who Is So Run Down That He Needs A Vacation Can Never Adjust Or Reform Himself In Two Weeks. What He Really Needs Is To Re-transform His Life.

Writers Seldom Write The Things They Think. They Simply Write The Things They Think Other Folks Think They Think.

Christianity Supplies A Hell For The People Who Disagree With You And A Heaven For Your Friends.

I Will Gladly Lecture For Fifty Dollars, But I'll Not Be A Guest For Less Than A Hundred.