Compromise Is A Stalling Between Two Fools.

Not One Word Of The Following Is True

I'm Fat Because I'm Greedy, And If My Mind Is Fat It's Because I'm Curious.

I Like To Think Of Myself At Home In The Armchair, Writing, Smoking And Occasionally Wandering Down The Shop.

Nothing In This World Is At It Seems. Except, Possibly, Porridge.

It Is A Cliche That Most Cliches Are True, But Then Like Most Cliches, That Cliche Is Untrue.