Communists All Seem To Wear Small Caps,

I Woke Up At Five O'clock In The Morning With The Whole First Paragraph In My Head. Now, This Just Shows What A Slothful Person I Am: I Tried To Go Back To Sleep.

The 3 Questions Of Greatest Concern Are:, 1) Is It Attractive?, 2) Is It Amusing?, 3) Does It Know Its Place?

Tolerance Is Really A Better Thing Than Understanding. Because It Doesn't Agitate Against Human Nature.

There Are Some Short Essays That Are Very Grave, And Most Contemporary Novels Are Lighter Than Air.

When I Was Young, I Liked Romance. But To Me, Romance Is The Opposite Of Domestic Life. I Just Don't Want Anyone In The Apartment, Not For Longer Than A Few Hours.