Comics, For Me, Is Being Able To

I Drink Protein Shakes Nonstop - Three Or Four A Day - And I Run A Lot, So You Get Rid Of The Bad Carbs And Keep The Rest So You Have The Energy To Make It Through.

I Would Like To Be George Clooney - Diplomatic. I Just Don't Have The Wherewithal Yet Or The Inner Serenity.

Sometimes I Feel I'm Living A Meaningless Life, And I Get Frightened.

People Were Going To Geometry Class And I Was Swimming Through Vats Of Chili On 'even Stevens.' It Was Like A Dream!

I'm Not A Strikingly Handsome Guy, But I'm In Movies.