Comedy Is Like Catching Lightning In A

Family Has Always Been The Most Important Thing In My Life. The Only Real Goal That I Ever Had Was To Be A Good Mother.

Men Are Much Simpler Mechanisms Than Women. Nothing Changes Them ...even When They Have A Midlife Crisis, They Do It In A Mindless Way... That's Why I Think We Should Let Men Go Off And Have Affairs And Drive Fast Cars And Dream Of Being Virile - And We Should Run The World.

Once You Laugh At You Own Weaknesses, You Can Move Forward. Comedy Breaks Down Walls. It Opens Up People. If You're Good, You Can Fill Up Those Openings With Something Positive. Mabye........ Combat Some The Ugliness In The World.

There Are Only Three Ages For Women In Hollywood-babe, District Attorney, And Driving Miss Daisy.

My Eyes Are Too Big, My Nose Is Too Flat, My Ears Stick Out, My Mouth Is Too Big And My Face Is Too Small... My Body Is Thin As A Clarinet And My Ankles Are So Skinny That I Wear Two Pairs Of Bobby Socks Because I Don't Want People To See How Thin They Are.