Comedians Walk Out, Get A Feel For

I Don't Rehearse On Either Of My Shows, 'family Feud' Or My Talk Show. I Never Rehearse With The Guests. I Don't Want To Have Any Preconceived Thoughts, Notions, Because That Kills My Creativity As A Host And As A Stand Up.

I Tell People I'm A Stand-up Comedian Two Hours A Week. The Rest Of The Time, I'm Somebody's Husband, I'm Somebody's Father. I'm A Man. I Take Great Pride In That.

If I Were An Animal, I'd Probably Be A Bald Eagle, Since I'm Already Bald And I Love To Fish. But I'd Probably Be A Shaky-ass Eagle Because I'm Afraid Of Flying.

The Cookie Is The Critical Part. It's A Word I Created For Sex And You've Got To Give A Man All Three Things. If You Miss One Out, He Is Going To Find It Somewhere Else.

If He Hasn't Lined Up The Who He Is, The What He Does, And The How Much He Makes In The Way That He Sees Fit, He Can't Possibly Be To You What He Wants To Be.