Coffee In England Is Just Toasted Milk.

The Lines Marking A Penalty Area Are A Disgrace To The Playing Fields Of A Public School.

Day's Work Is Still To Do, Whatever The Day's Doom.

What, After All,is A Halo? It's Only One More Thing To Keep Clean.

Where In This Small-talking World Can I Find A Longitude With No Platitude?

In Tragedy Every Moment Is Eternity; In Comedy, Eternity Is A Moment.