Coffee In England Is Just Toasted Milk.

In Tragedy Every Moment Is Eternity; In Comedy, Eternity Is A Moment.

The Lines Marking A Penalty Area Are A Disgrace To The Playing Fields Of A Public School.

In My Plays I Want To Look At Life At The Commonplace Of Existence As If We Had Just Turned A Corner And Run Into It For The First Time.

Where In This Small-talking World Can I Find A Longitude With No Platitude?

One Day I Shall Burst My Bud Of Calm And Blossom Into Hysteria.