Class Never Tries To Build Itself Up

The Best Way To Find Something You Have Lost Is To Buy A Replacement.

One Of The Best Ways To Measure People Is How They Behave When Something Free Is Offered.

It's One Of The Ironies Of Human Nature That The Most Sensitive People Are Generally Insensitive To The Feelings Of Others.

A Cigarette Is A Roll Of Paper, Tobacco, And Drugs, With A Small Fire On One End And A Large Fool At The Other. Some Of Its Chief Benefits Are Cancer Of The Lips And Stomach, Softening Of The Brain, Funeral Procesions, And Families Shrouded In Gloom And Grief. Although A Great Many People Know This, They Still Smoke In Order To Appear Sophisticated.

All Married Couples Should Learn The Art Of Battle As They Should Learn The Art Of Making Love.