Clarity Is The Politeness Of The Man

We Are So Happy To Advise Others That Occasionally We Even Do It In Their Interest.

In Morals, Always Do As Others Do; In Art, Never.

In Literature, There Are Only Oxen. The Biggest Ones Are The Geniuses-the Ones Who Toil Eighteen Hours A Day Without Tiring.

There Is Nothing Like Literature: I Lose A Cow, I Write About Her Death, And My Writing Pays Me Enough To Buy Another Cow.

Love Is Like An Hourglass, With The Heart Filling Up As The Brain Empties.