Civilised My Syphilised Yarbles.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You Sleep Alone.

The Trouble Began With Forster. After Him It Was Considered Ungentlemanly To Write More Than Five Or Six Novels.

Only In England Is The Perversion Of Language Regarded As A Victory For Democracy.

We Only Need To Wear Shoes Because The British Built Roads Which Hurt Our Feet.

Civilised My Syphilised Yarbles.