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If You Don't Like Yourself, You Can't Like Other People. -- Lazarus Long.

God Created Men To Test The Souls Of Women.

Always Store Beer In A Dark Place.

Widows Are Far Better Than Brides. They Don't Tell, They Won't Yell, They Don't Swell, They Rarely Smell, And They're Grateful As Hell.