Cigarettes, I Won't Do Cigarettes, Nicotine Will

It's Like Love Making, The Foreplay Is The Biggest Part, The Same Thing As Comedy. If You Can Frame Your Show In Such A Way That The Funny Jokes Become Funnier.

When Mexicans Sneak Across The Border, They're More Apt To Carry A Bag Of Pot Then They Are A Fistful Of Money. Because The Pot Can Be Exchanged For Money, Anywhere In America. Anywhere In The World!

You Can Smoke Marijuana, You Can Eat It, You Can Wear It, It's A Perfect Plant!

I Do Believe That [bill] Clinton Never Inhaled ...because When I Met Him, He Had No Idea Who I Was.

Awakening Your Spiritual Side Is Really What Artists Do. When You Hit A Groove, It's Not You; It's The Spirit World.