Cigarettes, I Won't Do Cigarettes, Nicotine Will

I Converted A Family-owned Strip Club Into An Improvisational Acting Theater.

Everything That Happens To Me Is Very Cosmic.

I Am Off All The Cancer Meds. Energy Is A Bit Low But Other Than That, I Feel Really Good.

The Funny Thing Is, Dennis Miller Got Me Back Into Comedy.

When Mexicans Sneak Across The Border, They're More Apt To Carry A Bag Of Pot Then They Are A Fistful Of Money. Because The Pot Can Be Exchanged For Money, Anywhere In America. Anywhere In The World!