Christianity Commands Us To Pass By Injuries;

We Are More Heavily Taxed By Our Idleness, Pride And Folly Than We Are Taxed By Government.

There Are More Old Drunkards Than Old Doctors.

Those Who In Quarrels Interpose, Must Often Wipe A Bloody Nose.

By Playing At Chess Then, We May Learn: First: Foresight... Second: Circumspection... Third: Caution...and Lastly, We Learn By Chess The Habit Of Not Being Discouraged By Present Bad Appearances In The State Of Our Affairs, The Habit Of Hoping For A Favorable Chance, And That Of Persevering In The Secrets Of Resources

She Laughs At Everything You Say. Why? Because She Has Fine Teeth.