Chris Would Disagree With You. (wulf) I

In One Afternoon, My Entire Life Shattered And Then All Of A Sudden This Great Guy Comes Along Like Some Mythical Knight In Shining Armor. He's Gorgeous, Loaded, And Says All The Right Things To Me. He Makes Me Feel Like I Can Fly, And Every Time He Shows Up, He Makes Everything Better. I'm Not Used To This, Okay? And I'm Not Used To Being With A Guy Who Is So Incredibly Sexy That He Makes Me Feel Like The Booby Prize." - Bride

If I Hear ‘karma Chameleon’ One More Time, I Swear I’m Going To Find Boy George And Make Him Eat Jesse’s Record. What Does Red, Gold, And Green Have To Do With Anything Anyway? (gloria)

I Can’t Believe I Was Ever Stupid Enough To Trust Noir. Come To The Dark Side. We Have Cookies. (zeth)

He Was Through Playing Games. When It Came To Soteria, He Had No Sense Of Humor Whatsoever. Anyone Who Threatened Her, Ended Their Life. It Was That Simple.

It’s True, And I Was Really Hideous As A Preteen. Tall And Gawky. I Used To Bump My Head Into Everything. Still Do Sometimes. (kat) You Are My Daughter. (acheron) Sure I Am, I Can’t Imagine You Ever Being Uncoordinated. (kat) Oh, I Assure You I’ve Nailed Quite A Few Signs With My Forehead. It’s A Wonder ‘exit’ Isn’t Permanently Imprinted Right Between My Eyes. (acheron)